Oh, the games women play!

It's a wonder any of them get a guy at all. Women's high standards are a hard enough obstacle for men to surmount, but then they have to heap on it all these little tests that men know nothing about (other than as a vague and mysterious, closely-guarded secret of the female sect), and even less about how to pass. It's not like there's a class on women that young boys can take to prepare for them for the inevitable times ahead when they will be required to produce and execute this knowledge. That would be nice - and it would be too easy.